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SUMMARY:The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical
DESCRIPTION:[vc_row column_spacing=”0px” equal_height=”yes” remove_bottom_col_margin=”true” css=”.vc_custom_1780412593905{margin-bottom: 60px !important;}”][vc_column width=”2/3″][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/3″ css=”.vc_custom_1783125412836{padding-right: 40px !important;padding-left: 40px !important;background-color: #db1381 !important;}”]CELEBRATE WITH THIS HILARIOUS BROADWAY STYLE MUSICAL COMEDYTICKETS ON SALE AUG 12 [vc_column_text child_inherit_color=”false” font_family=”Copernicus” width=”400px” align=”center” text_align=”center” el_class=”gold-links” color=”#ffffff”]\nEARLY OFFER: Bundle 3+ shows into a subscription package today to save up to 25% and guarantee your tickets! \n[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row equal_height=”yes” remove_bottom_col_margin=”true” css=”.vc_custom_1747337296690{margin-bottom: 60px !important;}”][vc_column]SUBSCRIPTION PACKAGES ON SALE NOW![vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus” font_size=”20″ line_height=”relaxed”]Subscription packages are a flexible\, affordable way to buy tickets early and save up to 25%. Buy three or more shows and start saving — the more shows you buy\, the more you save!  \nRegular-priced single tickets go on sale August 12 at 9:00 a.m.[/vc_column_text]SUBSCRIBE AND SAVE [/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row equal_height=”yes” remove_bottom_col_margin=”true” css=”.vc_custom_1747337296690{margin-bottom: 60px !important;}”][vc_column]THE UNAUTHORIZED HALLMARK(ISH) PARODY MUSICAL[vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus” font_size=”20″ line_height=”relaxed”]Produced by Paquin Exhibition & Theatrical\, The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical is a hilarious immersive Broadway style show that blends your favorite holiday movie tropes with high octane\, original pop songs. \nThe muscial tells the story of Holly\, an overworked big city executive who returns to her quirky small hometown TO SAVE CHRISTMAS! Along the way\, Holly juggles an old f lame\, a looming corporate merger\, a cookie contest conspiracy and a moose on the loose! \nPacked with your favorite holiday movie tropes and original pop songs such as “Judge That Cookie” and “It Feels Like Christmas (Because it is Literally Christmas)\,” the show offers a hilarious twist on the classic holiday movies you already know and love.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row remove_bottom_col_margin=”true” local_scroll_id=”h1″ css=”.vc_custom_1689962444644{margin-bottom: 80px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_video link=”https://youtu.be/i7P1Pe04eps”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row remove_bottom_col_margin=”true” local_scroll_id=”h3″ css=”.vc_custom_1746040497722{margin-top: 40px !important;background-color: #f8f8f8 !important;}”][vc_column css=”.vc_custom_1746040531115{margin-right: 20px !important;margin-left: 10px !important;}”]BEFORE YOU ARRIVE [vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus” css=”.vc_custom_1746042820037{margin-right: 20px !important;}”]The Norton Center is located on Centre College’s campus in historic downtown Danville\, Kentucky. Please take a moment to review our event policies before arriving.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_tta_accordion section_title_tag=”h2″ style=”flat” gap=”10″ c_position=”right” active_section=”0″ collapsible_all=”true”][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-car” add_icon=”true” title=”PARKING” tab_id=”1746107718555-3c7de3d4-2f94″][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]\n\n\nThe Norton Center is located in Danville\, Kentucky at the corner of Walnut Street and College Street. Limited parking is available in the Norton Center lot. Reserved accessible parking is available by calling the Box Office at 859-236-4692. \nNorton Center Lot + Accessible Parking\n$5 Paid Parking on Show Nights\n99 Charleston Green\, Danville\, KY\nGoogle Maps \nDanville City Parking Garage\nFree weekdays after 5:00 p.m. and on Saturdays and Sundays\nLocated just a few blocks from the Norton Center.\n105 South 3rd Street\, Danville\, KY\nGoogle Maps \n  \n\n\n[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-wheelchair” add_icon=”true” title=”ACCESSIBILITY” tab_id=”1746107718568-ac7f24e8-43dd”][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]Please note that the Norton Center is a historic venue with limited accessible seating. Special reserved wheelchair and companion seating is available for all shows. Please call the Box Office at 859-236-4692 to request assistance with your accommodations.[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-door-closed” add_icon=”true” title=”THEATRE DOORS” tab_id=”1746107718581-a7fe63cb-0c8b”][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]The Grand Foyer and Will Call open 60 minutes prior to show time. The theater opens 30 minutes prior to show time.[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-wine-glass-alt” add_icon=”true” title=”GRAND FOYER CAFÉ” tab_id=”1746107718593-a4fbebb9-67c9″][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]Enjoy sweet and savory treats\, assorted beverages and bar service before the show and during intermission.[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-ticket-alt” add_icon=”true” title=”REFUNDS” tab_id=”1746107718604-769d436d-7d9e”][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]Ticket sales are non-refundable. Tickets purchased through a subscription package may be exchanged for another show in the same season. Tickets are transferable to friends or family. Donations for the value of tickets are appreciated.[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-ban” add_icon=”true” title=”EVENT CANCELLATIONS” tab_id=”1746107718619-51aa69ff-f09f”][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]Please note that dates and times of all performances are subject to change. In the event of a canceled performance\, ticket holders will be notified by email and will have the opportunity to donate the value of their tickets to the Norton Center\, exchange their tickets for another show or receive a full refund.[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section i_icon_fontawesome=”fas fa-exclamation-triangle” add_icon=”true” title=”SECONDARY SELLERS” tab_id=”1746107718644-85c1ad66-7374″][vc_column_text font_family=”Copernicus”]Tickets to Norton Center performances are sold exclusively through the Box Office in person\, by phone at 859-236-4692 or online at www.nortoncenter.com. If you purchase tickets from any other source\, including Ticketmaster\, StubHub or an individual\, we cannot guarantee your seat. The prices of tickets obtained from unauthorized sources are often greatly inflated. The Norton Center is not responsible for tickets purchased from other sources. Tickets purchased from secondary sellers are not eligible for replacement if tickets are lost or stolen\, or if the event is canceled or rescheduled. \nFor more information\, please call the Box Office at 859-236-4692 or visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][/vc_tta_accordion][/vc_column][/vc_row]
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